Great and Not So Great Pick Up Lines!

Here we present that "really" omnipresent factor of the singles' life
Bad Pick-Up Lines.
Actually there are several kind here that are more mischievious and cute...than vulgar. (I'll start with them.)


Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I miss my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
You know, those clothes would look great in a crumpled pile on my bedroom floor in the morning.
do you sleep on you stomach?
(no)
can i ?
"Hey baby...how 'bout coming back to my house for a little pizza and sex?"
(The Girl Gets Offended, And You Say...)
"What's wrong? You don't like pizza?"
1) For large-breasted woman dressed you-know-how:
"Do fries go with that shake?" (thighs?)
2)Same situation:
"If those are speakers they should be at least twelve feet apart."
"If you are what you eat, can I be you?"
"do you wash your pants in windex, cause i can see my face in them!"
"If I could be anything in the world for just one day I'd want to be you."
"If I could be anything in the world I'd want to be the bar of soap in your shower." (or towel)
"Sex with you is so amazing...but I wonder how much better it would be if you were with me at the time."
"Hey beautiful, you must have a mirror in your pocket....cause I can definitely see myself in your pants."
"Hey baby, ever seen my ceiling?"
"If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter. I would love to have a vacation between the holidays."
"Lay Down...I think I Love You!"
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math...add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply.
Hey, are you wearing space pants?
I don't know, why do you ask?
Well, because from here, your ass looks out of this world!
Do you sleep on your stomach? No.... Can I?
Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.
Oh, you're a bird watcher...Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Hey, Iet's play army! I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell out of me!
I think it would be a good thing if you had sex with me.
"That dress looks becoming on you... but if I was wrapped around you...I'd be coming too."
"Hey there, the word of the day is 'legs' ...now lets go home and spread the word."
You're so fine I'd suck the farts out of your ass. (My best friend used this line.)
"Hey, babe, how about a banana split?...I've got the banana if you've got the split."
"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up."
Gesture for the person to come over... "I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body."
I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
"I have 206 bones in my body. When i think of you, i have 207!!"
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